An Interview with the “Forums Terrorist” Tim Lumber
May 12, 2009 by steelerguy26
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Q: Talk about who you are outside of the realm of writing and hi-jacking forum post.
A: I’m just another blue collar person! I’m a people’s person! I love spending time with my wife , our dog and the rest of my family!
Q: What are some of the outlets that you have wrote for in the past. You future professional writing plans, any new jobs lined up?
A: I started out as an Exclusive weekly letter writer for the City Paper (Baltimore), then I wrote for the Baltimore Sun Midnight Sun, where I wrote the story that made me a Legend in Baltimore. “To The Heck With Pittsburgh”, it was probably the most read sports story in America following the AFC Championship Game last season. Also I have written for the Frederick News Post. Right now I’m taking much needed time off! I think my next step will probably be to write for a Pittsburgh newspaper!
Q: What makes Tim Lumber tick, why all the Steelers bashing?
A: First off, when I used to get season tickets to the Ravens games, every time we played the Steelers their fans would say rude gestures about Baltimore in our own stadium! I have been in many face to face arguments with Steelers fans at games! I know Baltimore fans don’t cuss out Pittsburgh in there own stadium! Plus your Steelers beat us in the AFC Championship Game. The Ravens were robbed by some bad calls that game!
Q: Before Baltimore stole the Clowns away from Cleveland what team did you root for and why the Purple Browns now?
A: I actually was a Cleveland Browns fan! I grew up rooting for Bernie Kosar, he was my favorite player! I felt happy when we stole there football team! Hey Indianapolis stole our Colts from us! I think Baltimore was more happy stealing a football team then getting one in the NFL expansion! And were not the Browns now. Were the Baltimore Ravens! I root for them because we’re the only team with class in the AFC North!
Q: Why is your writing style so controversial and what should fans or those who love to hate you, take away from your articles and forum attacks?
A: Its controversial because I don’t write wimpy boring stuff like every other writer! I love talking trash, its kind of like a much needed daily therapy for me! After I embarrass a few readers, I start to feel happy! My fans should be honored when I embarrass them, or talk to them! I am going to be the greatest writer to ever live when its all said and done (no joke!)
Q: In one of your forum post you mention the book “Trailer Park Talk for Dummies” is that a book you plan to write or one that you just tailor your life’s motto around?
A: I am trailer park trash and proud of it! I think living in the trailer park only ad’s to my legend status! People cant handle the fact that the best writer alive, lives in a trailer park! I live by the trailer park motto… I’m rude and tat2’d and yes, I do wear dentures!
Q: How many Steelers website / forums have you been banned from and do you feel you deserved the bans they gave you?
A: I have been banned from one Steeler website for LIFE! No I didn’t deserve it! Basically there moderator thought he was cool and challenged me on there site! I embarrassed him so bad, he banned me for life! I basically turned him into my punching bag, and he couldn’t handle the pain anymore! I was also banned for life by a few other websites for talking so bad about Pittsburgh on sports message boards!
Q: Who is your least favorite Steelers player and why?
A: Little Ben Roethlisberger! He is the most over rated player in the NFL! He stinks the whole game, then in the 4th quarter he throws up a lucky pass! This guy has a 4 leaf clover stuck up his butt! I’m hoping the Ravens take him out this season! I would be the happiest man alive if they took Little Ben out on a stretcher!
Q: You say THEY call you the “Greatest Writing Show on Earth in Baltimore” who are they and with so many grammatical mistakes in your post and comments what makes you so great?
A: The Ringling Brothers have nothing on me! Also I never disappoint, when you read my stories you know its going to be entertaining! I also call myself the Writing God! I could care less about grammatical errors! If someone is worried about whether I forgot a comma, then they are a loser! If someone handed me a writing school book, I would rip it up! I also see myself as the best commenter alive! Every one in Baltimore loves Tim Lumber! I will one day be the face of the city!
Q: If you could call one Steelers fan out that you have come across in all your terrorist forum acts, who would he/she be and what would you say to them?
A: Thank you for this question! It would be that wimpy moderator BR7 from Steeler Addicts website! I’m banned for life, so I can’t tell him what I think of him! You can sign up for there site, then send him a direct message! I would love to see him come on here! I would tell him off again! Tell him I called him out! He wants to ban me for life, and hide like a girl!
Q: If you had to pick one Steelers fan you have come across in your attacks / comments, that you can honestly say you respect, who would that fan be?
A: It would be HomeTownGal she is the moderator for Steelers’ Fever! You can contact her, by sending her a message! I am a very big fan of hers! I think it’s so cool that a woman is moderator on a Steelers website! She is the definition of class! She keeps all the guys in line!
Q: You have said that you sell autographs for $19.95, how’s that going for you and where can your fans get one and your enemies find a copy to burn?
A: If you want me to mail an autograph, you can contact me at timlumber1@aol.com you will also have to pay for shipping and handling fee’s! Note; I do not sign anything Pittsburgh Steeler related! $19.95 is a great value for my drunken signature! When I become the greatest writer to ever live its going to be worth 15 times that amount! The stock market has nothing on my autograph!
Q: Why so much hate toward the Steelers, is it because your beloved Ravens are always one step behind them or what other reason could you have?
A: We are one step ahead of you this season! Last season every time we played you our starting CB’s were hurt! That’s why Little Ben could score on our D! This season will be different, we have 4 good quality CB’s! Joe Flacco is no longer a rookie! I hate the Steelers because they robbed my Ravens of going to our 2nd Super Bowl! I cant wait for this season, I can see Steeler fans crying after the Ravens whip them!
Q: Any final thoughts?
A: Yes! Whether you love me or hate me Pittsburgh I’m here to stay! And my question to the Steeler fans is, why do you wave, Yellow Chicken towels in the air during football games? Hasn’t anybody told you that Yellow is a wimp color? And when is Pittsburgh ever going to clean up those 3 Rivers? There have been water rat sightings in that muddy water for years now! And a long time ago I called out Pittsburgh’s infamous newspaper writer Ed Bouchette (did I spell the loser name right?) He never replied back! This retard is supposed to be some trash talking champ! I been waiting to challenge him to a debate! Then I could prove to the Pittsburgh readers…I am who I say I am….The Greatest Writing Show on Earth!
Nows your chance to retaliate Steelers fans, post a comment and let Tim know exactly what you think of him and his Ratbirds of Baltimore or as I like to call them, the Purple Browns!!
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1. You never manned up when facts were brought to your attention.
2. You avoided me like the plague.
3. You got banned (like every other site you joined) becasue you’re an idiot and everyone got tired of your ‘broken record’ comments. I just pulled the trigger that the members wanted done two days after you signed up.
4. My six year old writes better material than you.
5. Glad I left such an impression on you that you would mention me in your interview.
6. I actually lifted your 30 day ban for a second, but that was only to change it to a life time ban.
7. You’re about as famous a writer as I am a movie star. Nobody has ever heard of you (until you infest the message boards).
8. Nobody calls you ‘The Greatest Writing Show on Earth.’ That’s a phrase you gave yourself which is about as far from the truth as it can get.
9. ‘Needed time off’ as you say, but translated means nobody will let you write childish comments on their third rate newspaper sites.
10. You never embarrassed me, never will.
11. If yellow is a whimp color, what do you call those purple ass wipes your Baltimore fans wave?
12. If needed, I can definately pull out the deleted posts to give proof of your inadequacies.
13. Lastly, just remember, 6 is greater than 1. IX, X, XIII, XIV, XL, XLIII.
BR7..I cant believe you showed up LOSER! What you now dont mention is nobody visits your website since I left! All YOUR readers are joining the sites where Im at! I think your a piece of trash BR7! I have zero respect for you as a person! You are a typical Steeler Fan..you cry..wawawawawa! I will mail you some diapers! Next time you wanna call your self a man..just remember..you couldnt take thee abuse..I was the BULLY! You got owned..you are the one who has to face up to the fact that you are chicken sh*t! Bok-bok-chicken..hahaha!
I see you’re STILL a moron, Timmy.
Lloydfan4life..I think you may be looking in the mirror at your self!
LloydFan4Life..long time No talk loser! You are another person who has stayed hidden behind your protective walls at Steeler Addicts! You all feel safe because Im banned from that site! Greg LLoyd was a bumb! He will never be half the man or linebacker Ray Lewis is! Im sitting back here smoking my Cuban Cigar..laughing..how come I dont see any other Steeler Fans here? Are you all that wimpy, your afraid to leave a comment? You should be..becasue I will school you losers! And yeah Pittsburgh’s 3 Rivers is a DUMP! Stay on mute Steeler fans..let the world know your afraid to face me just like that retard BR7!
One more note BR7..what would you say..If I could prove there is a actual newspaper clipping calling me the Greatest Writing Show on Earth? Because I do have the newspaper clipping..get your facts right…mayonase face!
go to bthesite.com and see for yourself – look at all the timlumber1 comments, they love tim lumber and his dog, dolly – we even had our picture printed in the photo contest, and tim lumber was profiled in their 4/9 edition – we are famous, ruff, ruff – and you are just jealous
Thank you Dolly! You are my new sidekick! Yes we are famous in Baltimore at bthesite.com!
Hey You punk Little Timmy, why do you keep running scared of me you ignorant little man? I’ve owned your drunken trailer park, fake tooth, crap eating, dog raping arse at least 78 times already and you keep running away or posting gibberish at 2am in the morning. Have you found out who your wife left you for yet? Did you ever figure out who threw bricks at your car years ago? Are you still under the ridiculous impression that you really matter to the world?
You know where to find me you Effing Coward. Anytime you want to go, let me know. I’ve openly challenged YOU to a debate in your own stadium with your pathetic Ravens fans there to support you, knowing I’d kick your arse the way my Steelers beat the crap out of your Ravens team on a yearly basis. 3 times last year and we forced you to move from Cleveland because your owner was tired of getting his head handed to him by us on a yearly basis. You want Smack Talk, I got it, You want Football Knowledge, I got it. I’ll beat you bloody and then feed your remains to my dogs.
You’re a No Talent Clown. Go get your big red shoes on, paint your face, and hand out balloons on a street corner. Its about the only thing you’d be good at.
1. Mayonase isn’t a word. It is however spelled (for future reference) ‘mayonnaise.’
1b. Mayonase face? Guess you got me there..
1c. A Cuban cigar in trailer-ville? Thats should make the local news.
2. You were presented with countless facts on steeleraddicts (actual facts, not opinions) and you ignored them and responded with ‘buck tooth, mayonase face, bucky, and every other 3rd grade cut down your pea sized brain would conjure up.
3. Don’t flatter yourself by digging up a clipping (which more than likely doesn’t exist) on my account. I really don’t care what someone says about you, nor do I care to ‘pad’ your ego by responding to anything you’ve said about me. This will be my last post here, so don’t think ‘you won’ or that ‘you ran me off’ because that isn’t the case. Stupid people annoy me and you are the cream of the crop. Have a nice life, I await your obituary..
I wanna say I think your TRASH BR7! I really feel you are a chump! You always run..run away like Forrest Gump..Run BR7..Run..you little punk!
Dino6 ..aka..Dino the Dinasaur boy..haha! You arent on the same level as me bucktooth! I schooled you so much..people think your some retard from a Special Education class! Can you spell Legend? Because I am that! Im the guy who is going to rip down the steel curtain! Im the guy who exposed you Steeler fans for being a bunch of drunkin idiots! I am very respected in Baltimore! I should have some backup today! I been coming on your TURF and still schooling you all! You have game like that reject former QB of yours Tommy Madux…loser boy!
ur team got schooled 3 times, as much as u trash talk u wont change that we took that superbowl last year AND that ALMOST was yours
Simnof..the key word is LAST YEAR..quit living in the past loser! You took all 3 last year also..took..bad calls against the Ravens by them sorry high school talented NFL referees!
Change my code! BR7 is using my passcode to put up rude comments!
You’re a Liar! No one uses your passcode for crap. You pulled the same LIE on your Balitmore Sun blog right before you were fired. You have nothing on me fool. I own you.
You talk about drunks in Pittsburgh, but you are the one that rants and raves about drinking old crow on every freaking site you are on. You’re pathetic. You hide like a coward and refuse to visit the site you know I’m at a time when I’m actually logged in there. Stinking dirty low down coward. That’s you.
Im here..where you at Dino the Dinasaur boy? What your sleeping already? Its not like you have a job or nothing you unemployed-wellfare-recipient! How about I sick my DOG on you…hook nose?
HA! NINE Hours Later you come back to talk gibberish, then post for 3 minutes on the other site and run away again because you’re a COWARD. A no talent ass clown with big red shoes and no hope of being taken seriously.
Look who is talking BOZO the clown..paint your face like a clown..and when have you ever owned me? Im a pro at this…thats why your in the seats and im on the stage! This is my show..not yours Dinasaur boy!
Ok guys you will have to register to post comments now to avoid peeps using other’s names and such. Good comments though keep up the fight Steelers fans, Oh what a beautiful day….lol.
Go get em, daddy, ruff, ruff!
I will get them baby!
The only reason you’re a big fan of Hometowngirl is because she’s a trailer park queen just like you are, Happy Boy!! You actually think she’d give you a dog collar and let you on her porch to bark up her skirt? I know she wouldn’t do that because I know her better than anyone does!! We’re buds and we go way back and I’d get up that skirt before your nasty dog ass anyday loser muffin!! Leave her alone or I’ll ban you from our site too!! Ruff, Ruff, Bark, Bark!! This is your last warning!!
Grow up, titflap, or should I say “lloydfan4life?” Dickhead.
FS76..tell that idiot! Lloydfan4life is a big cry baby..no wonder he is friends with BR7..haha!
fansince76..you are a loser!Im a married man..did I say I want her? Are you that jealous of me? Listen to your self…I know Im famous..but dont worry loser..go blow up your blowup doll..she is the closest thing to a woman you will ever get! That or I will sick my dog Dolly on you..I dont think you want that bottle nose!
TIMMAH I have pimples all over my ass that are smarter than you.
The PIMPLES on your *ss is the reason why your single..haha! I will mail you a blowup doll fansince76!
Kind of amusing, a guy who is actually too, uh, dumb to debate. All he seems to understand is namecalling. A Steelers fan could present him with a stat-based, well-reasoned argument as to why the Steelers D was better than the Ravens D last season, and his response would be something along the lines of, “You are a stupid Pittsburgh fan, you are nothing compared to me, I am a writing god!” Actually, it would be more like, “Yuo are a stoopig Pitsburg fan, you ar noting compard to me, I am a riting gad!” (he’s nothing if not articulate) Because of that, there is no real reasoning with the guy, no constructive exchanges, it’s like he’s been raised from birth primarily by sand crabs.
If he has any skills (I use that word loosely) beyond namecalling, I suppose it would be self-aggrandizement. And that’s it, folks, that’s the ballgame. He brings so little to the table that I wonder if he might not be a real person. Has that ever crossed your mind? That this might be some kind of sociological experiment by a grad student? Or that this is all a big practical joke, maybe even by a Steeler fan? God knows, a “fan-atic” like Lumber might be able to embarrass a rival better a straight on attack ever could. Anybody else think Lumber might be fake?
GCN when your dealing with BOZO fans named Dino, Lloydfan4life and fat boy Fansince76 you have to resort to name calling! There such losers they root for the Steelers..what do you expect..if your such a retard to think Im not real..then you are just as dumb as Jim Carrey was in Dumb and Dumber! My dog Dolly told you we were in the paper and where to find it..but you must be slurping on too many 7-11 Slurpees..you must Brain Freeze!
The odds that Lumber is just someone’s idea of a practical joke are growing by the minute.
But what if he’s not? Great googly moogly, what if this guy is real?
Blitz, I had myself a good laugh when you asked him who “they” are (“They call me a living legend!”), and Lumber has absolutely no answer except to acknowledge that he thinks of himself that way. Priceless!
You’re so pathetic. I call you a clown, you come back with Bozo. Wow dude, way to think for yourself. You’re still using the Dumb and Dumber joke, you’ve been doing that since January at least. We get it, you like that movie. It isn’t smack talk. How many more times are you going to say Bucktooth?
Tell you what toolbox, from now on, you send me 5 dollars a post to my paypal account for the privilege of even debating me. I’m getting tired of working you over like a cheap hooker time and time again. Its time you earned your beatings or at least, paid for the right to be abused by me. I’m sure its not the first time you’ve paid to get used like a tramp.
I think I just quieted down these losers..every body got quiet after I schooled them! Even my dog Dolly schooled them..ruff..ruff!
Right now, I’d say the odds are about 60% that Lumber is not real, and that somebody’s just having a good laugh over this phony persona. Hey, you, whoever’s pretending to be Lumber, you can’t make him this obviously stupid, you’re going to give the whole thing away. You’ve got to give Lumber at least a smidgen of common sense and propriety, otherwise the game is up.
GCN you didnt see my picture at the top of page..you dont see my picture when I comment? Have you ever went to Google search and typed in Tim Lumber! maybe you should get your eyes checked Stevie Wonder…hahahaha! Im so GOOD its hard to believe Im real! Im like Evander Holyfield..Im the real deal! Why dont you change your name to GNC and go get your self some Ginkoba..maybe then you will be able to think..and not sound like a retard!
Yeah, more like I have a hard time believing that a real person could be as buffoonish and, well, stupid, as you are. I’m skeptical. It’s really hard to believe. The picture? What does that prove? Hell, anybody can ask some wino bum to pose for a photo. “That’s it, sir, good, try to look tough, please, I’ll give you this sandwich as soon as we’ve taken a few more shots…” Doesn’t mean that you’re a real person. More and more, I’ve come to think I’m conversing with some grad student who’s running a sociological experiment. If I had to guess right now, I’d say the Tim Lumber online persona is as real as a three dollar bill. I need to believe this. Do you not understand that I will have less faith that God lives if it turns out that you are real?
Im glad you think Im some Grad student..that means you think Im smart! Im 34 so screw school! If Im not real then how in the h*ll am I writing this? I can tell your from Pittsburgh..Miss GCN! And Dino you better not try to embarass me on this interview page..go eat another Burrito! Is this all Pittsburgh has? I though I would get some competition..but then I remembered its Pittsburgh..hahaha! HOME OF THE CHICKEN TOWELLS! If any body has balls..step up and leave a comment! Im feeling like I need to embarass somebody today!
Tiny Timmy Toothpick, you have already been embarrassed on this interview page, you’re just to stupid to realize it. I see that you are talking to yourself again in the middle of the night. How are those voices doing? Have they talked you into joining A.A. yet or are they still whispering to you that eating a bullet is the best idea you would ever have? How’s the old crow? And I don’t mean the whisky, I’m talking about the cheating wife that has already left you once this year. Did you expect Pity when you mentioned that? Or was that your way of bragging? I’ll check back for your comments again in 24 hours after you post again in the middle of night. By the way, thanks for the 5 dollars you paid me for picking on you. I’ll donate it to a local charity. Don’t forget, its 5 dollars a post, so if you want me to respond and abuse you again, you’ll need to pay first.
Enjoy.
I’m posting this next message just on the off chance that Lumber is actually a real person who genuinely believes the things he posts here.
Lumber, do you even realize your interview was a joke? You don’t realize that the primary effect of posting your interview is to entertain and amuse us Steelers fans on this site? That it is entertaining for us because you’re such a dumba$$? Maybe you don’t get it (wow, shocker there).
Do you even wonder why other Ravens’ fans don’t support you? If you are such a legendary writer and person, wouldn’t you at least be supported by other fans of the same team? Let that sink in for a moment. You are such a dumba$$ than even other Baltimore fans don’t like you because they think you are embarrassingly stupid. How does that feel?
Some funny stuff in here. Keep it up guys. If you wish take it to the forums for even more Lumber bashing. The site could use some new forum members and post.
gcn – You are absolutely correct. I am an avid Ravens fan; however, TL (I don’t even want to type his name) is NOT Baltimore’s mouthpiece. He’s more like a grotesque sideshow in a second-rate, traveling carnival. A local paper in Baltimore called the “b” seems to condone his antics, and even appears to encourage them. Talk about losing faith in God – I hear you! My biggest hope is that he move to Pittsburgh, or anywhere for that matter, as long as it’s outside of Baltimore.
First off BaltimoreFan the B is a 1st class paper, its the fastest rising paper in the state! 2ND YOU should move to Pittsburgh since you love them so much! What loser takes up for a Steeler fan and calls himself a Raven fan…yeah your a real fan..I think your a bullsh*tting Steeler Fan! Dont be jealous of my accomplishments….just admit your the loser! Im the one who is on the stage..your just another sorry *ss paying customer sitting in MY seats!
BaltimoreFan is a loser? Nope. He’s a well-adjusted Ravens fan. Unlike you, Lumber. You are a pure loser. And this is exactly what I was talking about. Other Ravens fans (normal ones) are embarrassed by you and your idiocy. And it’s not like BaltimoreFan is alone, other Ravens fans react to you the same way or worse. Are you still not understanding what a dumbass you are?
Thanks, BaltimoreFan, and believe me, I’ve got nothing but respect for your team, those Ravens-Steelers matchups last year were epic, hopefully both teams will continue to pace the AFC this coming season. My problem is with jackhole bloggers like Lumber who engage in nothing but namecalling, who haven’t the slightest clue what debate or even a reasoned argument is.
I predict that Lumber won’t return to this post because (1) he’s a coward, and (2) he knows he’s been disgraced and embarassed here. So he’ll run away like a dog with his tail between his legs. What a joke Lumber is.
GCN I have my tail between my legs becasue I am a Baltimore man! You dont have a tail like me…you cant do what I do..because they call you ANT D*CK! I never run..especially from your lame jokes! Your jokes are wattered down like someone pissed on them! They have a strong nasty urine smell to them..just like you upper lip..ever heard of TOOTHPASTE? Maybe you should buy some..Dragon Breath! You cant beat me on insults..so you may wanna change the subject..because I will embarass you in front of all your Steeler friends!
Pretty limp, Lumber. You get a D minus. How can I give you anything better when all you’ve got are these little boy insults, straight outta 5th grade? But maybe I’m being a harsh grader, maybe your dumbass mind simply can’t come up with anything else.
You know, this actually kinda makes me feel more sorry for Lumber than anything. I’m starting to ask myself, “Is it cruel of me to keep engaging this guy?” Feels more and more like I’m a heckler at the Special Olympics.
What a joke..it must be Amateur Night at Pittsburgh-Blitz.com! Is this the cream of the crop..Dino the Dinasaur boy..I will make him run like his girlfriend BR7! Anybody else here feeling like Forrest Gump..I will make you run away!
???
Once again, why would anybody run away from a loser like you who has nothing more than insults like “Your breath stinks!” You can’t back up any of your ridiculous statements like this, you’ve never met anybody on this blog in person.
But we know a lot about you because of your never-ending bragging, and this is what supports our belief that you are egotistical and, shall we say, not overly intelligent? Consider:
(A) You keep insulting the Steelers and Steeler fans, but you can’t come up with one logical argument as to why they are deserving of your criticism.
(B) You keep claiming the Ravens are a better team, but you don’t bother with any logical arguments as to why this is the case.
(C) You keep referring to yourself as a famously great writer, even legendary, but when asked about it you can’t identify even one person who actually thinks of you that way (besides yourself, that one was pretty funny).
(D) You are continually shunned by other Ravens fans, and how do you respond? “Oh, that person was obviously a Steelers fan pretending to be a Ravens fan.” Really? So a person who’s a genuine Ravens fan would support you, is that what you’re saying? That’s pretty funny, considering no one has ever actually supported you on these blogs before. “Hey, where’d all the true Ravens fans go?”
In the end, Lumber, you are the only one, I repeat, the only one that thinks you are “winning” at anything. Everyone else on these blogs, including all the other Ravens fans (Hahahahahahaha!), know the truth: You are a pitiful loser.
Pitiful Loser of the Week: Tim Lumber.
ESL Award for Poorest English: Tim Lumber.
Understatement of the Week: Sucks to be Tim Lumber.
Prayer of the Week: Thank you, God, for not making me Tim Lumber.
Most Overheard at Hospital ERs This Week: “Man, I ate some bad eggs and had an overwhelming urge to Tim Lumber.”
WEAK!!! Let me school you real fast…I ate some burritos..and it made me GCN! I ate exlax..and again I had to GCN! Pittsburgh..is GCN the best you got? Your comments are all a piece of GCN..hahahahhaha!
School me? All you did was copy me. Pathetic. What a dumbass you are. You might not understand this, so here it is real slow.
You.
Are.
A.
Dumbass.
GCN you are shaky like a water buffalo! Next time you go to the Carnival..stop eating hot dogs(mayonasse face) and start bobbing for apples(woman) you fruit cake….hahaha!
If you want Lumber to go away ignore him dont answer his stupid crap. I notice that he is mostly on si blogs they suck anyway. If you want good classy football blogging go to Behind the steel curtain.com no Timmy hence intelligent and interesting opinions from steeler fans. We also welcome constructive input from fans from other teams stupidity is not tolerated.
HeartofSteel..1st off my posts draw way more people than your boring *ss posts do! If you dont like my post than why are you reading it Mayonasse Face? I post on Steeler website also..plus I write for newspapers..unlike you knee pad boy! Readers loce talking smack..we aint a bunch of P*ssies like you..we dont write wimpy girl stuff..so get off your knees and get the H*ll outta here..you bucktooth fat pig smelling loser! Make sure the door hits you in the face on the way out!
Sticks and stones Timmy! and I didnt say I didnt like your post I actually find you amusing I was just telling everybody how to get rid of you! When Im done reading intelligent post and have nothing better to do then I always like to check over to SI and now this blog to see who you have pissed off. Come on Steeler Nation you cant tell me that this guy actually pisses you off? He is a good past time on a slow news day. Just remember six rings to one what more can I say!!!!
I like my posts also..haha! Thanks for reading my posts heartofsteel! Like I said I like talking trash its entertaining and stress relieving! I think Im trying to get all blue collar people respect! The newspaper and magazine industry doesnt think any of us are worhty writing for them! They feel like if you didnt go to college, you are nobody in life! Im going to change that I think! College degrees dont sell newspaper…the writers do..I know I can sell way more than them dorky bo-tie wearing journalists! I have to admit Pittsburgh fans are the best trash talkers though! Im better…but yous are very competetive! Note the Ravens dont have 6 because we only been in buisness for a little over 10 years!
Lumber might enjoy trashtalking, but he’s bad at it. Every single person who posted something here is not only against Tim (even the Ravens fan), but more importantly can also run circles around Lumber as far as smarts and wits.
It’s no surprise that even other Ravens fans don’t want help from Lumber, he’s an embarrassment more than anything. In related news, the “blue collar writers of America” are saying to themselves, “Goddamnit, Lumber, if you want to help us then shut your mealy mouth and stay the hell away.”
Not hard to believe. How many intelligent arguments has Lumber made? Zero. He’s the slowest, most pitiful stooge on the internet.
You have no idea GCN what trash talking even is! You have no game..you fail to give me the respect I deserve..I will school you then you pickle juice drinking cross-eyed retard! Tell your mommy I said hello!
Are people actually still wasting their time on this Lumber dude. Wow thats crazy.
Yeah there wasting there time..just like you are right now Sikes! Hey how can you talk bucktooth..when your here also..damn you must be from Pittsburgh…you dummy!
The Ravnes have been in the business allot more then 10 years. They where just known as the Browns before trading in their uni’s for those god awful purple ones.
Yeah and my Ravens whipped your sorry Oakland Raiders team this past season..didnt they?
Pittsburgh you can love me or hate me..but if you plan on commenting on my interview post…at least say I am the best damn writer alive today..show some class you hillbilly suspender wearing fat pigs!
You’ve been getting what you deserve: ridicule from everyone, from every team’s fans, even Baltimore’s. Nobody think’s you’re a good writer, just a dumbass.
Im a good writer GCN! I think your just jealous..someone from baltimore is this damn talented! My question for you is why would you call you self GCN? If your using letters you should call yourself YMCA..you flake!
“I think you’re just jealous [that] someone from Baltimore is this damn talented!”
Ahahahahaha!
Awesome–I couldn’t come up with a better insult for Ravens fans if I tried! Good work, Lumber, you dumbass.
God, no wonder other Ravens fans hate his dumb ass.
Tim, how can you not be tired of being beaten like a rented mule?
By the way, Dino let me have a go at your wife.
She’s almost better than the rented mule was! LOL
Don’t blame me, it was the Old Crow I was drinking.
Now I understand why you drink so much of it! LOL
So your admitting YOU had sex with a mule? You really are from Pittsburgh huh?
Its funny..most of the readers dont have the BALL’S to comment..if you are afraid I will embarass you..just say..Take it easy on me Tim!
What are you blithering about? Every single person who posts a comment on this site says something bad about you. All of them. Not one person likes you or supports you, not even other Baltimore fans.
So I’m going to go out on a limb and conclude that you are the one getting embarrassed each and every day you get on these blogs. Just sayin.
Hey, Lumber, you dumbass, here’s a continuation of the interview for you, just fill in your responses in the “A” section.
Q: “Did your mother ever have any kids that lived?”
A:
Q: “So when did you first realize that you were insanely jealous of the Pittsburgh Steelers’ success?”
A:
Q: “How do you explain having no support whatsoever from other Ravens’ fans?”
A:
Q: “Now that you’ve had some time to think about it, how does it feel to be regarded as a pathetic loser by absolutely every one you meet online?”
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Thank you for your time, this second part of the interview will be posted next week in the bi-monthly periodical, “Tim Lumber is an Embarrassment to Mankind”
Hey, Lumber, you dumbass, here’s a continuation of the interview for you, just fill in your responses in the “A” section.
Q: “Did your mother ever have any kids that lived?”
A:
Q: “So when did you first realize that you were insanely jealous of the Pittsburgh Steelers’ success?”
A:
Q: “How do you explain having no support whatsoever from other Ravens’ fans?”
A:
Q: “Now that you’ve had some time to think about it, how does it feel to be regarded as a pathetic loser by absolutely every one you meet online?”
A:
Thank you for your time, this second part of the interview will be posted next week in the bi-monthly periodical, “Tim Lumber is an Embarrassment to Mankind”
I will answer these questions tommorow night GCN you loser!
These questions GCN are rude..Im not answering these amatuer answers!
GCN your a S*cker..haha! You were waiting for me to answer your stupid questions..well keep waiting LOSER..haha! Im drunk..its memorial day..Im feeling like a comedian tonight..haha!
Lumber, your decision to not answer the questions is probably for the best (because you’re a dumbass). Being a dumbass, your answers would only have embarrassed you and proved (once again) that you’re the biggest moron online today.
Ironically, that probably makes this one of the smartest decisions of your life. Which, all things considered, is pretty pathetic. Sucks to be you, Lumber.
GCN..you are becoming like a thorn! Because your NOW becoming a pain in my *ss! You have no verbal game what so ever ROOKIE BOY! Im the pro here..take notes..school is in session!!
People have nobody to blame but themselves for creating this monster we know as Tim Lumber. He realizes that Steeler fans love to hate him, and that’s what fuels his flame. The attention he seeks, he somehow finds. I admit that I love hating him as much as the next guy, but to get on here and constantly defend yourselves from his so-called “attacks” just makes it worse! I’ve been a fan of the Steelers since I was old enough to understand football. So when somebody like Tim gets on here and insults Steeler Nation it pisses me off, too. But just like a game of chess you guys become his pawns. That’s why he calls himself “The King”. Damn it Tim, I hate you. But unfortunately, because you play this game so well and you’re persistent, I do respect you. but only to an extent.
SteelersOwnYOu..Thank You!! I will admit I dont hate Steeler fans! I hate the Steelers football team! You Pittsburgh fans a love to talk trash, just like me! I think our comments are like a Game of CHESS! I am the KING and you fools are the Queen…haha! But seriously..it is about me saying check mate..I win! I love a good verbal competition, it fuels my trash talking! But I also have to admit, I am un-defeated..I feel like Im the champ at this!! Your comment has showed me that maybe all Pittsburgh people aint dumb…you seem like one of the smarter people living there!!
I like young asain boys.
I DID NOT write that stupid asian boys comment! Please take it down..thank u!
I WRITE the asain boy comment! I DID NOT write that stupid comment about taking the comment down. TAKE THAT ONE DON PLEAS!
man, Timmy here sure caused a ruckus!
I live in Baltimore but am a lifelong Broncos fan (grew up out west, just recently moved to Baltimore). What I say isn’t some ridiculous Ravens-Steelers “look who’s is bigger” comment.
Even if this interview was done as a joke… it STILL legitimizes Tim as perhaps the most prolific poster on the forums. His name stands out and the interviewer knows it will get a reaction and hits. All you have done is say “Tim Lumber, a Raven’s fan, IS the best poster on this Steelers board.” So, yeah, congratulations on that…
If Timmy here was as much of a “coward” as you all have stated… why is he still posting here while others have tired and given up? Who makes the loser move there? Tim is nothing if not resilient. In that regard he has, in fact, PWNed you all.
I’ll give the Steelers (team) all the respect in the world. When they won the Super Bowl a few years back in Detroit, I rooted for them. I wasn’t a fan of the other team. The team is very talented. Unfortunately, every team has asshat fans who can’t help but puff their own chest out and pound on it because they can’t handle the things in real life going on and need something else to replace it with. Fortunately, for every asshat fan I’ve met, I’ve met 50 fans who were completely cool and down to Earth and nice and complimentary. for some reason, the Steelers fans don’t have that 50:1 ratio… for some reason, it’s more like for every asshat Steeler fan I’ve met there’s been maybe 3 cool fans I’ve meet. Thankfully that means there are more cool ones than uncool… but that also means a good 25% of Steeler fans are craptards. The arrogance Steeler fans have… well… the only thing I can compare it to are fans of THE (ugh) Ohio State. And I felt that way before I ever moved to Baltimore.
Congratulations, Steeler fans. You’re team is the Super Bowl champions. You have that honor until February 2010. You need to defend that crown. there have been some key losses the team has experienced and the Ravens have had some key adds. I can’t help but see the teams splitting the regular season games this coming season. Repeat titles in the NFL are hard to come by. I don’t see it happening again this year. Every team has sycles and there will be a time sooner rather than later when the Steelers have a 5-11 record (well, 5-13 with the new games added to the season) and the Raven’s will have another Super Bowl win if they stay on track with what the team has been doing. It’s just the way sports works. My own broncos have experienced that.
Just remember there is a difference between being a proud fan and being an overly obnoxious fan. I’m not saying Tim isn’t one… but all he’s done is prove there’s a bunch here as well.
Ravens will be lucky to be 6-10 this season. Flacco is a bum and can’t handle the blitz. The loss of the D cordinator and Bart Scott will hurt as well. Also their DB’s are bums other then Reed.
Sorry but I honestly see Cinncy better then them this season.
Great comment only1..who I may add people..is another living legend from Baltimore! This guy is smarter than everyone of you Steeler fans! And PB Blitz..6-10 were u drinking last night? We just signed 2 good CB’s! I think this may be the best team the Ravens have had ever! Bart Scott gone will not hurt us..the new linebacker may be better than Bart Scott..NOTE..every body plays better with Ray Lewis! Adalius Thomas, Jamie Sharper, etc, etc, were great on the Ravens..and mediocore once they left..We go 13-3 this season..thats my prediction!
Foxworth, Domonique – A bum who could not make it on a shitty defense in Denver
Rolle, Samari – Reads the bible and thinks about the good old days.
Jones, David – Who????
Martin, Derrick – Who????
Oglesby, Evan – Who????
Washington, Fabian – Decent speed but cover skills lack just ask Hines Ward!!!
Walker, Frank – Career back up and bum
Gerard, K.J. – Who????
Carr, Chris – Nice KR – back up CB at best
Webb, Lardarius – COuld be decent yet to see
Phillips, Anwar – Decent college CB has done nothing in NFL…
So who are these 2 good CB’s again??????
Also Ray Lewis is older then my grandpa. He is done stick a fork in him. Other then Barnes and Suggs the rest of your linebackers are decent role players nothing more.
Suggs may not even sign with the team and the Steelers have better back ups at LB then Barnes is as a starter…lol.
Joe Faggo can’t handle the pass rush and he will be exposed this season as nothing more then a decent QB who lacks talent around him to be anything more.
13-3 my ass!!! Your dreaming bro. Mark my words the Bungals will have a better record. The ravens are broken and the Steelers proved it not once, not twice but three times last year and will do it again this season…..
Steelerguy26..maybe we need a round 2 interview! Facts are facts..defense players play great with Ray Lewis..when they leave there bums! Look at Sam adams, Adalius Thomas, Jamie Sharper..on and on..Foxworth will be playing great for for us..he is hometown guy, Ray will put the fire in his eyes..your Steelers are toast..there going to get burned playing with a Baltimore Raven match..I hope you boys have a fire extinguisher..your going to need it..haha!
You want to call our QB Joe Faggo? Well your team has Ben Gay at the helm..hahaha!